Meet the Political Frontrunners

Wagman. Ryman. Tate. Each believes him or herself the best candidate to lead our nation during the aftermath of the Rising. Who will you vote for?

Rep. Kirsten Wagman

A career in the entertainment and performance business has left Congresswoman Wagman uniquely prepared for our post-rising world. Starting with the landslide during her groundbreaking first campaign–promising her constituency that for every thousand votes she got, she’d wear something else inappropriate to the floor–Wagman offers a new approach to government that includes much more cleavage.

Governor David Tate

The number one issue facing America today, says Governor David Tate, is godlessness. The number two issue is the Rising, and the spread of zombieism throughout our republic. A public servant and decorated soldier, Tate grew up in Texas. He advocates for stricter screening protocols among children and the elderly, and increased funding for the private school system, on the basis that overcrowding in the public schools only increases the risk of wide-scale viral incubation and outbreak.

Senator Peter Ryman

Senator Peter Ryman of Wisconsin is the first man to run for office who was under eighteen during the summer of ’14. He remembers the feeling of being betrayed by the news, of watching people die because they trusted the media to tell them the truth. He is also notable for his willingness to engage with non-traditional media, in particular by inviting Shaun and Georgia Mason, and their cohorts, to embed with his campaign as blogger-journalists.